Talk:Sticky White Stuff/@comment-46.67.156.89-20140719204215/@comment-25155781-20140919164015

And then you notice how white and sticky the candles in the goblin fortress in the Valley of Defilement look. And then you see that Sticky White Stuff apparently has a wick in it. Meaning somebody in the Valley of Defilement not only decided to go out and gather a heap of slug poop, not only decided to make a candle out of said heap of slug poop, not only decided to repeat this process enough times to put a slug poop candle on every other bare wooden post in the Valley, but decided to take their fabulous slug poop product and spread it out through all the world. This is  the greatest game ever.